Remember how you said you would sell your soul for a date with the new girl in accounting? Well, I am here to collect.
a deel iz a deel, u noez!
Remember how everyone told you getting a cat would help lower your blood pressure?
aifinkso dey mite hab bin rong.
When I said I wanted domination, this isn't what I meant.
teh wurld! I ment teh wurld!!
They Said I Could Be Anything So I Became a Beaver
kittehz can do anyfing dey wantz!