My perfect plan wasn't so perfect after all!
You are safe. Completely, absolutely safe.
Da fewer ob dese 'parties' da bettur.
Sumfing diabolical I plots it.
And wat may dat bee? You'll juss hafta wait, hooman.
Ahh, da circle ob life.
No, this has nothing to do with the fact that the three dachsunds next door were found tied together like sausage links and were hung outside the butcher's.
Nuffin liek some good mischief to liven up da weekend.
There is a strange woman in our kichen who claims to be your girlfriend. I spread my used litter all over the floor in front of her so she won't intrude any further.
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