My perfect plan wasn't so perfect after all!
You are safe. Completely, absolutely safe.
Da fewer ob dese 'parties' da bettur.
Sumfing diabolical I plots it.
And wat may dat bee? You'll juss hafta wait, hooman.
Ahh, da circle ob life.
No, this has nothing to do with the fact that the three dachsunds next door were found tied together like sausage links and were hung outside the butcher's.
Nuffin liek some good mischief to liven up da weekend.
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