Keep your kitties away from physics!
Careful when you mix kitties and science!
Gravity is more of a 'theory' anyways.
Oh hai, just so you know gravity IS working today.
Doan't worree, ai'm workin on fixin dat.
The gravitational field around Socks warped both time & space.
Da grabbity of dis situation is intens.
For ebry Cat der iz an ekwal and awpozit Dawg
Its a law ob physics yoo kno.