Reign it in, Cassanova.
The new receiver is still pretty green, but he'll lead the team to victory for sure this year.
Radar cat hears you opening that tuna.
Awl da better to seek and destroy wib, mai deer.
Kittens first open their eyes at around 10 days... ...and master the stinkeye at around four weeks.
itz pratiklolly instinkt fer dem!
Gawsip Fens is opun fur biznes!
rumorz, myffz, liez, we haz it all!
Check owt sum other classic lolcats heer!
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