BRB, phoning home.
YOU? Smarter than me? Yeah, right. Cough. Dial 911, would ya? I"m choking on tha tload of bull y ou just fed me!
Your intelligence is lacking, hoomin.
One moment, please. I'm trying to have an inteligent conversation with your boyfriend.
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Mom needs noo taeste in men.