YOU'RE A PHONY! A BIG FAT PHONY!!!

believe it or not... ...one of these cat are real

Ai honestlee can't tell.

WHy yes... cough ... meow I am your third cousin from Dayton, Ohio...

Dese guys will beleeb enneething.

Hmmm... ...Not as tasty as it looked...

cud b werse tho ai guessez.

Get rid of the dog and they're yours

aifinkso datz a pwetty gud paymint plan.

Finally caught a mouse... ...it was fake

at leest u traid, kitteh!