I DIDNT EAT HIM!!! WHERE R U TAKING ME!!!
Dis aggression will nawt stand!
HOLY CRAP! That thing is huge! That would feed me for at least... a day or two.
I mean, maybe three days if I starve myself...
I know, I know this is my punishment for eating robin.
Ai gess its a fitting punishment....
tap tap still too thin
Mmmmm. Ai can taest him alreaddy.
dis look fun
HALP!! It eated me
Its liek it has a mind ob its own!!
So, what's for dinner?
Ai hope its mai fabrit meal...
Ur cheezburger looks angree
Ai'm nawt shure wut it is, but ai has a feeling ai'm in lub.
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