Do not go gentle into that good night
Does this look 'gentle' to you!?
Ooh! Ooh! Ai lub poetree.
Nawwww I didn't eat your food! Okay. Maybe I did.
Ai needs tu work on my fib-tellin' skills.
Yew hasn't fedd meh in foreber! Lukkit! Am dedded frum starvashuns!
OK, so da parakeet is missin. So why is ebbrywun lookin at ME??
Wats wid da guilt trip?
Yoo knows dat annoyin lil fing whut wuz always goin arownd in dat skweeky wheel? Problem solved.
Om nom nom.
I DIDNT EAT HIM!!! WHERE R U TAKING ME!!!
Dis aggression will nawt stand!
HOLY CRAP! That thing is huge! That would feed me for at least... a day or two.
I mean, maybe three days if I starve myself...