Sometimes I wonder why I even get out of bed!
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Ear boops are intimate but not awkward at all! You should try it sometime!
The bad news: you have ear mites. The good news: they've done a FABULOUS job redecorating the place.
Ai'm a reely big fan ob it akshully. Think they'll do mai place too?
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Wow, mai heering is amazin.
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