Look out! You're going to miss that dog!

Unless you're missing him awn purrpose. Weirdo.

Well, he shouldn't have startled me.

Sum surprises awr beddur dan udders.

stoopid dog why u not read doormat?

Yoo can stae foar a whiel, juss doan't leeb yet.

Ok, my booby trap is all set. I really don't want to catch a boobie, but it would be great if I could get that silly dog!

Soon mai prey shall bee en-snaired!

Car Rides Yay! Yay! We are all going to die.

Is it dun yet?!

Get off of me, you big galoot!!

Mai strength is in mai intellekt, if yoo kno wut ai meen.

De goggie mus be home. Eben de air smells more stoopid.

Beddur be prepared.