Iz killed da watah spewin snake. Bathtime now ovah!
Please to leave nao??!
No. YOU get in there.
Yoo can't cage da beest!!
I'm holding a grudge only because I lack the dexterity to hold a shotgun.
Gib me a few weeks at da firin range and we'll see then.
This empty nest syndrome of yours is getting a little out of hand.
Mom juss wants to feel needed, dats awl.
Let me in! ther'z too much nature owt heer!
Naychur is sumtymes more comfotabble viewed frum afar.
Oh, good you're sending it back. I'll get the tape.
Ai'll also inform da postman.
Can we be done having fun now?
If nawt, ai can maek mai own kind ob fun.
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