Now she's gonna find out I know her credit card number!
I'll fire up the Netflix if you throw some anchovies on there.
WAIT!! COME BACK!! Why did the pizza guy run off???
Did he eeben gib us da pizza?!
Hey there, can I get a General Tso's, coconut shrimp, sweet and sour pork, and a doomsday device delivered? Ugh, seriously? You are all out of doomsday devices? Fine, make it a crab rangoon.
Ugh, people dese days. Ai hoep they delibber down here.
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