i r under ur stoves steelinz ur heetness
Ai'm a fan ob fire.
You really need to enunciate more.
When teh cheezburgers come I'll be ready!
Ai can't wait forebbur tho!
Turnz me over... Diz sidez dun
Nuffin liek a gud summertiem bbq.
Stupid bird - messed with me for the last time
Dere's nuffin liek springtiem.
Kloo: It wuz teh hoomin, in teh kitchen, wif her bad cooking.
But was da hooman Colonel Mussturd oar Miss Scar-let?!
Almost as exciting as the time you overcooked the salad.
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