I'm aging like a fine whiner.
Sumday you'll lern nawt to whine.
Uh sir, i believe i ordered clam chowder not an empty bowl of nothing
Um, askoose? Gar-sonn?
You're not our REAL dad!!
how many more sit ups?
Eight-minnut abs mai butt(!).
Ai sed ai am not going to skool and ai meen it! Ai am too liddle and dere is too much summer left!
Why can't vacayshun nebber end?
When I was a kitten we didn't have captions - we had to speak for ourselves. And we LIKED it!
Kids dese daeys, amirite?
We habs unacceptable sitchuashun heer! Da sun iz NAWT SHININ on me!
Da onlee thing as big as da sun is mebbee mai ego.
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