We habs unacceptable sitchuashun heer! Da sun iz NAWT SHININ on me!
Da onlee thing as big as da sun is mebbee mai ego.
how many more sit ups?
Eight-minnut abs mai butt(!).
Ai sed ai am not going to skool and ai meen it! Ai am too liddle and dere is too much summer left!
Why can't vacayshun nebber end?
You're not our REAL dad!!
Uh sir, i believe i ordered clam chowder not an empty bowl of nothing
Um, askoose? Gar-sonn?
When I was a kitten we didn't have captions - we had to speak for ourselves. And we LIKED it!
Kids dese daeys, amirite?
I'm aging like a fine whiner.
Sumday you'll lern nawt to whine.
In the Wake of The Fappening, CNN Asks: Who is the Man Known ...
Average Joe vs. Engineer
How to Perfect the Chocolate Chip Cookie...With Science!
Meanwhile in Russia: Road Rage Surprise
Your Body is a Temple
Helmets Won't Protect Against This Fall
This Teacher Gets to Keep Her Job?
Didn't Mean to Make You Tardy
Everything That Went Wrong on the News in August
Some Kids Are Evil Geniuses
Pick Your Site Name
Tell me more