Chinchilla? Heavens, no... This is 100% Chihuahua!
Doan't yoo know fur is murrdurr, kitteh?!
What do you mean no animals in the house? Oh you mean HIM? Don't worry, he's not a real dog. He runs on batteries. Two AA's.
r nawt masheenz jus amayzin nowadayz?
Man, that is one ticked-off Chihuahua!
ai wunder wai hez so upset...