Chinchilla? Heavens, no... This is 100% Chihuahua!

Doan't yoo know fur is murrdurr, kitteh?!

What do you mean no animals in the house? Oh you mean HIM? Don't worry, he's not a real dog. He runs on batteries. Two AA's.

r nawt masheenz jus amayzin nowadayz?

Man, that is one ticked-off Chihuahua!

ai wunder wai hez so upset...