Calamity My shares in the flea market are much too high
Perhaps I should telephone Aloysius. Its been a while since I've seen that old chap.
I'm sorry, this is the Basement Cat Executive bathroom, the souless victim bathroom is down the hall.
Uh oh. Emayl frum Business Cat. Wants to no why proffut marjuns ar in teh toylet. Ize tel him iz cuz littur boks nawt get cleened.