Whoever this Mr Fluffkins is is probably a Master of Disguise.

Shaken NOT purred

Wat a ladykiller, amirite?

What exactly is it that I'm trying to 'work'?

Ai cud do a turn on the catwalk, ai guess.

As my companion, you will travel with me in the TARDIS. It only looks like a litter box on the outside, trust me!

Ai'b had a lawt ob companions, but yoo mite juss be my fabrit.

Meanwhile at the Cat Fanciers Association

it duznt werk fer eberykitteh, tho.

I iz a SIR

kittehz alwayz keep it classee!