In vino, veritas.
I hate to break it to you... but two more hours won't make you smarter.
Ob coarse. You awr gorgeous or sumfing.
I'm aging like a fine whiner.
Sumday you'll lern nawt to whine.
Old Age & Treachery always overcomes Youth & Enthusiasm
Wut a pessimisstik viewpoint, old kitteh.
I don't care how old you are in cat years, I still need to see some ID!
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