Hi my name iz Brandy!
One drunken night and a broken prophylactic
Wonder how many carbs are in this
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I don't want to sit on your shoulder
Nor do I intend saying "pieces of eight!"
No, no. It was float like a HUMMINGBIRD, sting like a bee.
YOU MEAN I HAVE TO DO THIS... OBAMASELF?