I Did'nt Do it... AND.. You Can't Prove It!!!
NATIONAL CONDOM CELEBRATION FESTIVAL
No, seriously... Just jump. I've totally got your back. It'll be SOOO cool, I promise! Don't worry about those bodies down there... I've got the timing down this time.
THIS ISN'T MY LITTER TRAY
THIS ISN'T MY HAT
Jeebus wantz me for a Suuunbeep!
ONWARD MY NOBLE STEED
You know it was a good party when you wake up in a bin, holding a guitar that isn't even yours.