THAT LITTLE WIENER DOG PUT UP A GOOD FIGHT, BUT THE CHAIR IS MINE!

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Congratulations to JoshJarv for becoming this week's capshun contest winner! You may collect your prize of elebenty bazillion internets at any time! Congrats again, JoshJarv!

Tune back in tomorrow — same time, same place — for a brand new caption contest!

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