I shall taunt you again. Nyaahh!!

One day soon, teh summer warms will maek mai hoomin open teh windo an den yur dayz wil be ober.

What earthly purpose would be served by me crossing the road?

Beatrice froze, her heart beating frantically. A mysterious dark stranger had moved into the neighbour's house.

FRIENDS COME IN ALL SIZES...and shapes and colors too.

HEY, LADY... Are you gonna finish that candy bar? Uh...nevermind. The way you seem to be choking on it right now, I think I'll pass.

i iz a dog!