Beatrice froze, her heart beating frantically. A mysterious dark stranger had moved into the neighbour's house.
One day soon, teh summer warms will maek mai hoomin open teh windo an den yur dayz wil be ober.
Objects on the mirror will be a whole lot closer if you open the window.
SIR, PLEASE REMOVE THIS WINDOW
What earthly purpose would be served by me crossing the road?
I shall taunt you again.
HEY, LADY... Are you gonna finish that candy bar? Uh...nevermind. The way you seem to be choking on it right now, I think I'll pass.