HEY, LADY... Are you gonna finish that candy bar? Uh...nevermind. The way you seem to be choking on it right now, I think I'll pass.
One day soon, teh summer warms will maek mai hoomin open teh windo an den yur dayz wil be ober.
It's all fun and games until a Zebra sticks its head through the window.
Beatrice froze, her heart beating frantically. A mysterious dark stranger had moved into the neighbour's house.