Double-barreled goatling gun.
Stand bak! Aiz got a cat
an aiz nut afrayd tu use it
PROJECT OWLPROJECT OWL ACTIVATED
WAIT 'TIL YOU SEE HER DIVORCE LAWYER
Now about that bed time ....
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
"Aim for the stars," they said. "Aim for the head," I say.