Are you blind human, or simply a fool?
As soon as they set it down, that banana is mine!
"Did she just...?"
"Dude. I told you she was double jointed."
I CAN'T GO WHEN
U IZ WATCHIN
"You've been watching zombie movies again, haven't you?"
"I just love to come to the terrarium and watch people, don't you?"
"Hey, look at the little fellow hamming it up. They say they're quite intelligent you know.
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