When you're just walking along, minding your own business, do you ever get the feeling you're being watched?

Are you blind human, or simply a fool?

As soon as they set it down, that banana is mine!

"Did she just...?" "Dude. I told you she was double jointed."

I CAN'T GO WHEN U IZ WATCHIN

She's beautiful.

"Brainnnnsss..." "You've been watching zombie movies again, haven't you?"