It turns out that the idiot that brought a knife to a gun fight had an ancestor who was a drummer
WAR? DON'T CARE. HAD MILK.
WE HAVE NO CAKE!
THEY HAVE CAKE!
GET THEIR CAKE!
"Are you sure?"
"Yes. The cat was definitely asking for a cheezburger. As I recall, that is an act of war."
Whoa, A guy could get hurt out here. I'm going to make like a drum and beat it.