ONLY THE DEAD HAVE SEEN THE END OF WAR
It turns out that the idiot that brought a knife to a gun fight had an ancestor who was a drummer
WAR? DON'T CARE. HAD MILK.
"Are you sure?"
"Yes. The cat was definitely asking for a cheezburger. As I recall, that is an act of war."
WE HAVE NO CAKE!
THEY HAVE CAKE!
GET THEIR CAKE!