"Are you sure?"
"Yes. The cat was definitely asking for a cheezburger. As I recall, that is an act of war."
WAR? DON'T CARE. HAD MILK.
WE HAVE NO CAKE!
THEY HAVE CAKE!
GET THEIR CAKE!
ONLY THE DEAD HAVE SEEN THE END OF WAR
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Whoa, A guy could get hurt out here. I'm going to make like a drum and beat it.
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