"Are you sure?"
"Yes. The cat was definitely asking for a cheezburger. As I recall, that is an act of war."
WAR? DON'T CARE. HAD MILK.
WE HAVE NO CAKE!
THEY HAVE CAKE!
GET THEIR CAKE!
ONLY THE DEAD HAVE SEEN THE END OF WAR
It turns out that the idiot that brought a knife to a gun fight had an ancestor who was a drummer
Whoa, A guy could get hurt out here. I'm going to make like a drum and beat it.
MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON MY ENEMIES FOR I SHALL NOT
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