Surprise! Those advanced yoga classes really paid off.
Cassandra Wondered Why Nobody Asked Her To Dance?
-Are you sure?
--All I know is my sister said we needed rubber.
WE CAN'T HAVE SEX TONIGHT. WE'RE OUT OF CASTROL.
Why do I have this sudden craving for Frosted Flakes?
Okay, this is NOT a good substitute for the Internet!
Wasn't that the best Brazilian you ever had?