DON'T ASK ME! THIS IS YOUR DREAM! NICE UNDERWEAR BY THE WAY!

Aunt Bertha. Thong. 'Nuff said.

CLEARLY 'SHOPPED I can tell by the garter belt. Paris Hilton would never wear underwear.

(Paris Hilton)

Orgies don't just start themselves.

Step 1: Steal underpants Step 2: ?? Step 3: Profit!

They Be All Like You Need Pants To Fly