I don't always fall out of the ugly tree But, when I do, I hit every branch on the way down
They ignored my friend requests... I ignored their cries for mercy.
No! You are ugly!
The Big Book of British Smiles
Dance like no one is watching.
PLEASE HELP ME FEED THIS POOR GOAT GIRL
(Vinny Guadagnino, Snooki)
LOL I dunno who dressed me today