WTH is this? Here's a 20, buy yourself some new jeans.
Oh, yeah? Well, you're no prize either.
What a pretty baby it will be....
(Jay-Z, Beyonce... kind of...)
"Wait! Don't take the picture! I have a dumb expression on my face!"
Tanning mom: 10 years later...
PLEASE HELP ME FEED THIS POOR GOAT GIRL
(Vinny Guadagnino, Snooki)