HIPSTER TREE GROWING UPWARDS IS TOO MAINSTREAM
And a partridge in a bear tree...
What, did I get that wrong?
I don't care what they say - I still think that kissing trees is way better than hugging!
One more crack like "E.T. phone home"
and you're on separate trees for a week!
Fly, my pretties! FLY!
HEY, LADY... Are you gonna finish that candy bar? Uh...nevermind. The way you seem to be choking on it right now, I think I'll pass.
You'll have to pick yourself a Ford... The Chevrolets aren't ripe yet.
I can also show you a Kia on a shrub out back.