It took 1,496,386 licks to get to the gooey center.

I like Tootsie Roll Pops! Mostly the grape ones. But I don't know what all the fuss is about. I don't think they affect me at all!

Hey lard butt, exactly how many Tootsie Roll Pops have you had?

IT TAKES 12 LICKS!!! IT TAKES 12 LICKS!!!

I NEVER MADE IT WITHOUT BITING! ASK MR. OWL!