I'm wearing a green dress and, yes, I am wearing underwear. Who is this?
A dog with a phone? Am I supposed to laugh?
My husband can't come to the phone right now. He's tied up. He's also gagged, naked and crying.
MY RIDE It's off the hook!
HELLO? YES THIS IS HORSE!
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the baptist ladies never suspected that Jane was really into wicca