And cream if you don't mind.
Oh, dear. I've wee'd in the tea.
I wondered why my Earl Grey tea tasted funny this morning.
-Um, Mary, there's something floating in my tea.
--Nothing to worry about, dear. That's just the roofie I slipped in it. It'll dissolve in no time.
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