And thank you Ursa Major for the red shirts I'm about to receive!!

I've seen enough Star Trek to know where this is going.

TRIBBLE IMPRESHUN U IZ DOING IT RIGHT!

Captain I can'tremember my facebook password.

(Leonard Nimoy)

The Ferengi love to have their lobes stroked

(Newt Gingrich)

But Captain... One Does Not Simply Warp Into Mordor