Years later, "old skateboard dude" wanted to go back in time and slap "young skateboard dude" for wasting time with that board.
13-0 DOESN'T CLAIM TO BE CHOSEN BY GOD
(Aaron Rodger, Green Bay Packers)
KNEELING BEFORE A NINJA
You're doing it right
Bow down, fool!
WHITE MEN CAN'T MATERIALIZE
People of ALL races can click links, though.
I am glad you met my beard.
(Brian Wilson, Barack Obama)
Confession I've always wanted To be a balerina