I FEEL PRETTY
Oh so pretty
You were right about the size of this pimple
I shall give birth to soccer!
It's a beautiful baby.
i got the weirdest boner right now
FOOTBALL AS A METAPHOR FOR YOUR MISMATCHED RELATIONSHIP
HER LIGHTNING WIT
YOUR ABILITY TO KEEP UP
GET OUT WHILE YOU HAVE A SHRED OF DIGNITY LEFT!
Ref, why didn't you call that?!
Can't you see there's a lot of fowl play going on here?!