Oh dear... Well, I guess this means I made the "Naughty List" this year.
HOW TO MAKE IT SO YOUR WIFE'S MOM NEVER COMES OVER AGAIN.
Oh my Purple Unicorn your halerious!
Though impressive, Slash's snake isn't the largest Betty White has seen.
(Betty White, Slash)
You say "snake in the grass" like it's a bad thing!