Well of COURSE I'm in the grass! I'm a Grass Snake for goodness sake!
THERE'S NO TIME TO EXPLAIN,
JUST GET ON THE SNAKE!
You say "snake in the grass" like it's a bad thing!
DONT EAT THAT PRETZEL!
Oh my Purple Unicorn your halerious!
One of us is telling the truth, but one of us is telling a lie!
Definitely Marriage Material