You say "snake in the grass" like it's a bad thing!
Well of COURSE I'm in the grass! I'm a Grass Snake for goodness sake!
Oh dear... Well, I guess this means I made the "Naughty List" this year.
B**ch don't feed that snake I gota snake for ya right here
HOW TO MAKE IT SO YOUR WIFE'S MOM NEVER COMES OVER AGAIN.