One... Two... Three... you better be finding a serious spot this time, Barry! Four... Five... Six...
"Will this pose get me on NatGeo?"
"Um, no. That pose will get you on Cheezburger."
you're not a muffin
That has got to be the sealiest thing I've ever heard
BILL and BEN The Flowerpot Men
When Jasper started collecting silly hats, they knew he had a drinking problem
Looks like you've had a pretty good crop this year. Not doin' bad yourself, I see.