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Congratulations to Risen for becoming the third runner-up in this week's caption contest! We will post two more runners-up throughout the week, followed by the winner on Thursday! Congrats again, Risen!!!
Congratulations to MAT for becoming this week's capshun contest winner! You may collect your prize of elebenty bazillion internets at any time! Congrats again, MAT!
Tune back in tomorrow — same time, same place — for a brand new caption contest!