I was like 'ZOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!" You're an idiot...
That awkward moment when you realize you're the ugly one.
"THAT'S MY REFLECTION?"
"Stop following me! Git your own friends! Mom, tell him hez dopted."
Birth control. Why didn't I use birth control?
see the resemblence?
Ya know, Mom only had you because I needed a kidney? Happy Birthday!
Told you it was a bad idea to rub the balloons on our heads.