Ya know, Mom only had you because I needed a kidney? Happy Birthday!
Bob, stop pushing!
No u shut up!
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see the resemblence?
This is not the baby sister I was promised.
I was like 'ZOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!" You're an idiot...
"Stop following me! Git your own friends! Mom, tell him hez dopted."
Birth control. Why didn't I use birth control?