This is not the baby sister I was promised.
I was like 'ZOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!" You're an idiot...
Ya know, Mom only had you because I needed a kidney? Happy Birthday!
"Stop following me! Git your own friends! Mom, tell him hez dopted."
Birth control. Why didn't I use birth control?
I SED WANTED TEH PONIE!
see the resemblence?