"Stop following me! Git your own friends! Mom, tell him hez dopted." Birth control. Why didn't I use birth control?

That awkward moment when you realize you're the ugly one. "THAT'S MY REFLECTION?"

This is not the baby sister I was promised.

Thank you! Thank you! Thanks! Bob, stop pushing! Shut up! No u shut up!

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Told you it was a bad idea to rub the balloons on our heads.

He IS heavy! And he ain't my brother!

see the resemblence?