I was like 'ZOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!" You're an idiot...
This is not the baby sister I was promised.
I SED WANTED TEH PONIE!
"Stop following me! Git your own friends! Mom, tell him hez dopted."
Birth control. Why didn't I use birth control?
That awkward moment when you realize you're the ugly one.
"THAT'S MY REFLECTION?"
Told you it was a bad idea to rub the balloons on our heads.