Yours, baby. This can be all yours. Just put a ring on it.
All da guls tink im so wexsy. Im like da Justin Weber of THE WODENT WULD.
LIKE OHEMGEE IM SO EFFING FABALAS!!!!!
Don't You Wish... Your Girlfriend was Hot Like me?
So, tell us how you met Grandma...
You want some this? Huh? Do you?
This is... ...NAWT S3XY PR0NZZ!