-Are you sure?
--All I know is my sister said we needed rubber.
Liquor? I hardly know her!
WE CAN'T HAVE SEX TONIGHT. WE'RE OUT OF CASTROL.
Dinosaurs extinct? I fixez this
Safe word? I don't need no stinkin' safe word...
Say Tom, have you ever seen Brokeback Moutain?
It's good to have towels if we're gonna go tantric...