-Are you sure?
--All I know is my sister said we needed rubber.

WE CAN'T HAVE SEX TONIGHT. WE'RE OUT OF CASTROL.

Dammit. She came, rolled over and went to sleep. What am I supposed to do now?

He put his "thing" WHERE??

Safe word? I don't need no stinkin' safe word...

This is... ...NAWT S3XY PR0NZZ!

Say Tom, have you ever seen Brokeback Moutain?