Liquor? I hardly know her!
-Are you sure?
--All I know is my sister said we needed rubber.
not always all they're cracked up to be
WE CAN'T HAVE SEX TONIGHT. WE'RE OUT OF CASTROL.
GOOD NEWS, LADIES
The scientists have got your back on this one!
Safe word? I don't need no stinkin' safe word...
I lost my cherry right there, in the bushes.