-Are you sure?
--All I know is my sister said we needed rubber.
WE CAN'T HAVE SEX TONIGHT. WE'RE OUT OF CASTROL.
Dammit. She came, rolled over and went to sleep. What am I supposed to do now?
He put his "thing" WHERE??
Safe word? I don't need no stinkin' safe word...
This is... ...NAWT S3XY PR0NZZ!
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