not always all they're cracked up to be
As much as he loved roleplaying, this was NOT the foursome Dave had been dreaming of
You're giving me Bollywood.
He put his "thing" WHERE??
It's good to have towels if we're gonna go tantric...
WE CAN'T HAVE SEX TONIGHT. WE'RE OUT OF CASTROL.
I lost my cherry right there, in the bushes.