This is... ...NAWT S3XY PR0NZZ!
WE CAN'T HAVE SEX TONIGHT. WE'RE OUT OF CASTROL.
It's good to have towels if we're gonna go tantric...
Emily liked to start the day with a good hard ride, but this morning she took her horse out instead.
Say Tom, have you ever seen Brokeback Moutain?
-Are you sure?
--All I know is my sister said we needed rubber.
GOOD NEWS, LADIES
The scientists have got your back on this one!