It's good to have towels if we're gonna go tantric...
-Are you sure?
--All I know is my sister said we needed rubber.
Say Tom, have you ever seen Brokeback Moutain?
not always all they're cracked up to be
WE CAN'T HAVE SEX TONIGHT. WE'RE OUT OF CASTROL.
Liquor? I hardly know her!
As much as he loved roleplaying, this was NOT the foursome Dave had been dreaming of