GRAN MAMA!!! NO HUMPIN DA LOCALS
HAD SEX WITH CHUCK NORRIS TOTALLY WORTH IT!
Emily liked to start the day with a good hard ride, but this morning she took her horse out instead.
I lost my cherry right there, in the bushes.
It certainly has come a long way since then
LET'S JUST SAY I STUCK MY CARROT IN HER LETTUCE PATCH!
they're about to be passed on