GRAN MAMA!!! NO HUMPIN DA LOCALS

HAD SEX WITH CHUCK NORRIS TOTALLY WORTH IT!

As much as he loved roleplaying, this was NOT the foursome Dave had been dreaming of

Emily liked to start the day with a good hard ride, but this morning she took her horse out instead.

I lost my cherry right there, in the bushes.

SAFE SEX It certainly has come a long way since then

LET'S JUST SAY I STUCK MY CARROT IN HER LETTUCE PATCH!