Yur pengwin shud stay fresh nao. Itz got a gud seel awn it.

"TELL ME YOU LOVE ME" "No."

FABULOUS, DAHLING.

That has got to be the sealiest thing I've ever heard

MY NAILZ LOOKZ AMAZIN U KNO U WANTZ THEM

Inferior Fetch me some caviar

Oh sweet land, I missed you so! That's the last time I cruise with Carnival!