EDWIN, DRESSED IN HIS BEST TUX WITH TAILS WALKED UPON THE STAGE TO PLAY OWLCHOVSKI'S PIANO CONCERTO IN D MAJOR. BUT THE MOMENT HE STEPPED INTO THE SPOTLIGHT......
THERES A EARTHQUAKE! EVERYBODY HOLD STILL
"Do you suppose I roared too loud?"
"Probably. That guy's going to be stuck up on top that pole for a long time!"