OW! You saw Sarah Palin on TV again, did you?? I'll get the eye-bleach for you...
You Mean Lisa Ann...? The one with huge RACK?
You killed my sister! Look lady, I'm from Kansas. I've never been within 100 miles of Sarah Palin.
(Judy Garland, Margaret Hamilton)
It's not a lightning bolt. But Voldemort might kill you anyway.