It's not a lightning bolt. But Voldemort might kill you anyway.
You killed my sister! Look lady, I'm from Kansas. I've never been within 100 miles of Sarah Palin.
(Judy Garland, Margaret Hamilton)
You Mean Lisa Ann...? The one with huge RACK?
OW! You saw Sarah Palin on TV again, did you?? I'll get the eye-bleach for you...