So much for good will toward men
I'm sorry, but the list has been made, and checked twice. You are defintely on the 'naughty' list. I'm preparing your 'present' as we speak.
Working as a tight-knit covert team, you will locate enemy targets and ... In July? The ill-fated undercover operation, "Santa's Little Helpers," was wiped clean from military history.
WE WHIZZ YOUA MERRY CHRISTMAS
I SED WANTED TEH PONIE!