Fact: Chickens evolved from dinosaurs Conclusion: Dinosaurs tasted like chicken!

Chicken? Who you calling a chicken? Oh yeah...right. Never mind...

I gotta get an endorsement deal. Wanna race again, or are ya chicken?

They're just jealous because I'm more stylish than them.

After extensive tests... "Um, hello? Ladies? Am right ober heeur." ... Frank discovered that he was ignorified more when he wore the girlie pink sneakers.