People usually use chopsticks to eat rice, I use them to wear rice
Why am I always the most masculine one in the room?
("The Big Bang Theory")
You're doing it wrong
SCIENTIST IN GOGGLES
knows what he likes
No, it's my sonic screwdriver, but I AM glad to see you!
I CALL HER KE£HA CUZ I WANNA POUND HER
Look guys! I'm a chameleon!